Woodgered

To lose your job without warning or reason. Usually will come as a shock and will have no supporting evidence as to why it occured.

I re-applied for my job but I got woodgered.

by Notmyrealnamealreadyinuse February 22, 2011

wooder

the philly way of saying water. aka the only right way to say it.

mom, can we go get some wooder-ice from rita’s?

by awesomesauce29 August 5, 2019

Woodmere Middle School

Legit the worst school in America. Altho we do hav sum of the thiccest bitches, they are kinda ugly. This is where the famous Anom is found in the wild.

Aida: yo im moving to Woodmere Middle School
Anom: Bitches be crazy

by totallycoolperson May 11, 2019

Woodsend

Small town in urmston where everyone thinks there on something special when really there just sniffing cocaine on lythm park. All the little chavy 13 year old neeks sit in a park on a beach inhaling cancer into there lungs and rolling wrizlers with “bacceh” inside of it with no filter. Barely any of the small population are black and paki kids there mostly just little white scroats running round tiny little shitty woodsend skatepark thinking there some sort of ‘hood’ gang. Fuck woodsend. And fuck all the 12 year olds getting butt at a bus stop there.

“Yo come woodsend and get bud and then get the ladies high and they will suck us off”

by Fuck nittys January 12, 2021

Woodsen

A person who is stupid, generally ditches his friends, and bangs goats. He's oddly colored, and has the qualities of a douchebag. Gets tongue tied during uno. Ditched his best friend for a goat. Thinks he's cool but isn't. Needs to get his hair cut and gain some weight. Is somehow part cowboy and part punk. He likes to wear girl jeans and yell at people, cry, and hit things. And likes to bash mailboxes.

Do you hear that yelling and crying?
Yeah, its probably Woodsen.
I think its a girl crying.
No, thats Woodsen.

by TheThreeMusketeers. April 12, 2011

Woodberry Forest

Woodberry Forest, one of the last all male boarding schools in the United States. The guys who attend are widely recognized as the smartest, most athletic, and most desirable guys around. Students are often labeled as gay by those who wish they were nearly as cool and could get half the babes Woodberry guys do. These pathetic individual are called EHS students, aka geeks, ugly ass boys, and steroid pumping brain celled deprived jocks (who, although they shoot up roids every chance they get, still get demolished by Woodberry practically every year) Woodberry guys are generally just all around boss due to the fact that they quite literally own practically every sporting event almost every year, then steal the opposing team's girlfriends because the girls would rather see a woodberry guy every few weeks then your dumbass every day.

EHS girl 1: hey ash you still with that kid from EHS?

Ash: hell no, he was a fucking idiot in bed, couldn't even find the right hole. I chill with the woodberry forest crowd these days. They're soooo fuckin boss.

EHS girl 1: think you could hook me up with one?

Ash: maybe, there's usually a pretty long line.

by gaius - ;) August 25, 2010

Wooderson

A term devoloped through the manliness of David Wooderson (Dazed and Confused 1993). Upon completion of a manly momment or statement, bowing and taking a knee with one hand above head in a triumphant fashion, and saying "wooderson".

Joe: "Bro, I brought that heffer chic home lastnight and tossed it in her, after getting booted from the bar"

Jim: "man she was big, but at least you got laid"

Joe: "wooderson" (progression into stance)

by BrentBPortC November 8, 2011