the woody

The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.

Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"

Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"

Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"

Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."

The Woody is my savior.

by Spenny Benny April 23, 2008

Woody

a hardon or a boner

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson

by Greg August 23, 2003

Woodie

Its another word for boner. When you see some one and u get turned on.

Guy#1:Dude did you see that girl she was sexy
Guy#2: Yeah i saw her she got me a big woodie

by GetItOn October 19, 2009

Woody

1. Hard Cock

2. A Wooden Rollercoaster, Woodie

3. For Some Reason, The Word With The Most "Thumbs Up" on uRbaAN DICTIONARY

4. My Fucking Name!

1. Hmm, Now All I Need to do is Find a Way to Make My Woody a Bit Bigger... I Know! Steroids!

2. I'll Take my Bitch on the new Woody, Then Maybe She'll Finally Put Out!

3. Son of a Bitch has more Votes then Me...

4. Again, my name is not .Woody., It's Woody. Get rid of the period used as a prefix, thats my Screen Name.

by .Woody. January 24, 2008

Woody

What you get when you wake up.

good morning fellas, hide your woodys theres aldies around!

by Strong BAH April 09, 2003

Woody

An adjective meant to describe a word pleasant to the sound or pronunciation. Opposite of Tinny.

"Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn."
"What's gone, dear?"
"Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of 'woody' quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'."
-- Graham Chapman, "The Woody Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus

by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2016

Woody

An erection of the penis, usually caused by a full bladder upon waking in the morning. Also, associated with erotic dreams.

He drank a full liter of water before going to bed, so it was no surprise he woke with a woody.

by BooBoi March 05, 2015