Skip to main content

Woodside

To be cockblocked or cuckolded in a tremendous (and/or tragically hilarious) fashion. Originates from a Fark.com thread, in which a man describes his friend (whose last name is Woodside) moving in on a girl that he liked, not once, but twice in the space of 10 years (the second time resulting in an engagement).
Jack was getting married (they were both saving themselves for the wedding night), and he invited his college buddy Scott to the wedding. Scott met Jack's bride-to-be for the first time at the rehearsal dinner, and just two hours later, he Woodsided Jack with the fiance in the coat closet of the reception hall.
by PDXBishop January 11, 2009
mugGet the Woodside mug.

Wordcident

Accidental blend of two words.

Fapa (father and papa)

Sentence: fapa called to talk to you.

Prubble (problem and trouble)

Sentence: There is going to be prubble if we don't get home.
A wordcident is when you accidentally blend two words together.
by LJB14 April 8, 2023
mugGet the Wordcident mug.

woodside cats

a bunch of fools that stay in big ass houses and stack loot but still try to act ghetto, and claim SC kids try to act ghetto even though none of them do, and if it ever came down to it, woodside fools would get straight mollywhopped. thats why they never fight one on one, they always have to jump fools. they talk shit for no reason and think theyre the shit, but no one likes them.
All woodside cats that think there hard.
by dontripnigger February 12, 2010
mugGet the woodside cats mug.

woodside

An anorexic obnoxious violent no-friend slutty whore.
NASTY i would'nt touch her shes such a woodside
by anonymooo September 21, 2005
mugGet the woodside mug.

Woodside Winner

An alliterative term referring to someone/a team who consistently wins at a weekly pub quiz. This title is only given to those achieving perfection in the quizzing world. Synonyms to this term include the Devonshire Arms Defeater, the Rising Sun Superior and the Elephant and Castle Chief.
Much to Tom's dismay, Tim was regularly crowned the Woodside Winner.
by TomUntm8 October 11, 2018
mugGet the Woodside Winner mug.

Jackson Woodside

Absolute fucking unit. Massive shlong and Cute, and Hanson, and Funny, And nice, and Attractive af.
by Jack Woodside October 14, 2020
mugGet the Jackson Woodside mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email