wonky

Messed up, not right, not functioning properly

Wonky. It's just a word that Leslie Bruff knows.

by scruffy nerf herder December 08, 2010

wonkie

A description of the effects of Ketamine. Usually used to convey a sense of unbalance or malaise.

Dude, Kevbo is feeling super wonkie. (Kevin speaking in 3rd person)

by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

Wonky Will

EVIL C̵̝̲̮ͤ͐̌̋͊̓̈́̋ͮ͝ͅI̶̅ͮ̃̋̅ͨ̒ͤ͊͂͗ͧ̒̓̅̌ͪ͌̚͝͡ ̺͓̫̠̥̝̣̪͖̠N̵̛̦͕͎̼̰̯̳̫̪͗ͪ͐̅̃̈́Gͥ͊̏ͧ҉͜ ̗̯̬̺̩̻̦̩̯͉̦̣͓̺ ̡̦̞͎͚̫̮̙͔̯̟̣͓͕̣̽ͤͯ͗̌̅̓͟ͅB̆ͤͬ̇̈́̒̏͑̓̇͆̒͆̉͆ͩ͌҉̢̹̰̣̘̜̭̹̮͝Ȕ̃͗̃ͮ̎ ͏̖͓͎͚̟̲̬̳̬̬͓̰̤͚̹̥̩͙͕Çͪ̏ͨ̀͐̓̾̒ͥ̿̎ͮ̅̿̑̔͂̉͟͠ ̭̦̠͖̥͙Ḧ̳̜͖̺̙̣̻̤̱́ͯ͌͗̌ͩ͛̃̀͋ͣͩ͡Ǎ̶̰̞͍̲̜́ͪ̏̽ͦͨͫ͋ͦ͐̀ͣ͌̿̔͡C̔̆ͤ̈̓̓̿̇ͬ̾̿̿̃̏̈́̐̔̑̓͟͝ ̫͍̝̜A̵̎̀ͪ͗̍̕͝͠͏̠͇͕͙͓͉̰̭͍͇͕͖͔̯̻͙ͅC̵̹̱͚̱̖͎͉̐ͧͯ̓̿͠Hͩͩ̇ͧͭͭ͐̒ͮ̒ͩ̓͌͢͠҉̧̛͓͙͎̞̺̯̠̻̼̠̬̳̣̹̼̯Ǎͮ͐̊̉̂̎ͭ̍̒ͯͬ̽͆ͥ͋͞҉̡̢̳̖͕̻̘͔̞ ͬ͋̓̄̎̿ͬ͑ͨ̚҉̴̬̲̝̗̟̟͓̀͞͞Í̆͗̆͗̓ͪ̀̽̓ͨͧ̕ ͔̟̪̣̩͚ͅṠ̶̡̛͙͈̱̩̪͙ͦ̈́̄̏ͧͩ̋ͦ̄̓̋̏ͧͥ̈͜ ̶̉͐̎̔̈̓ͧ͏͏̣̘̬͈̳̱̦͕͈͖̞̞͉͈̩͠ͅBͭͤ̎͑ͩ̈ͯ͗ͬ̂͊̿̆̅ͬ̉̍͏̪̫̦̱͖͔̪̮͇͔͜E͐̉ͫ̑ͣ̂͑̈̄͐̋ͦͮ͝ ̘̭̪̱̪̺̫̲T͒͌ͩ͑̎̔͛ͤ͑ ̬̟̰̱̻̬̱͇̳̮̼̝̲͘̕͝ͅT̡̙̜̩͚̠͔̣͇͕̤͙̹̅ͬ̎̍̏ͨ̇ͯ̀ͮ̄ͯ̓̍̾̈ͮ̈́ͬ̕͟͜͢E͆͂ͫͤ͊͑̊ͬͪ̄̽ͭ̚ ҉͔̗͔̮͙R͈̪̩͕̳̬̣͈̟ͧ̐͆̒ͩ͐ͪͣ͂̊ͨͪͫ͑̓͜͢ͅ

C̵̝̲̮ͤ͐̌̋͊̓̈́̋ͮ͝ͅI̶̅ͮ̃̋̅ͨ̒ͤ͊͂͗ͧ̒̓̅̌ͪ͌̚͝͡ ̺͓̫̠̥̝̣̪͖̠N̵̛̦͕͎̼̰̯̳̫̪͗ͪ͐̅̃̈́Gͥ͊̏ͧ҉͜ ̗̯̬̺̩̻̦̩̯͉̦̣͓̺ ̡̦̞͎͚̫̮̙͔̯̟̣͓͕̣̽ͤͯ͗̌̅̓͟ͅB̆ͤͬ̇̈́̒̏͑̓̇͆̒͆̉͆ͩ͌҉̢̹̰̣̘̜̭̹̮͝Ȕ̃͗̃ͮ̎ ͏̖͓͎͚̟̲̬̳̬̬͓̰̤͚̹̥̩͙͕Çͪ̏ͨ̀͐̓̾̒ͥ̿̎ͮ̅̿̑̔͂̉͟͠ ̭̦̠͖̥͙Ḧ̳̜͖̺̙̣̻̤̱́ͯ͌͗̌ͩ͛̃̀͋ͣͩ͡Ǎ̶̰̞͍̲̜́ͪ̏̽ͦͨͫ͋ͦ͐̀ͣ͌̿̔͡C̔̆ͤ̈̓̓̿̇ͬ̾̿̿̃̏̈́̐̔̑̓͟͝ ̫͍̝̜A̵̎̀ͪ͗̍̕͝͠͏̠͇͕͙͓͉̰̭͍͇͕͖͔̯̻͙ͅC̵̹̱͚̱̖͎͉̐ͧͯ̓̿͠Hͩͩ̇ͧͭͭ͐̒ͮ̒ͩ̓͌͢͠҉̧̛͓͙͎̞̺̯̠̻̼̠̬̳̣̹̼̯Ǎͮ͐̊̉̂̎ͭ̍̒ͯͬ̽͆ͥ͋͞҉̡̢̳̖͕̻̘͔̞ ͬ͋̓̄̎̿ͬ͑ͨ̚҉̴̬̲̝̗̟̟͓̀͞͞Í̆͗̆͗̓ͪ̀̽̓ͨͧ̕ ͔̟̪̣̩͚ͅṠ̶̡̛͙͈̱̩̪͙ͦ̈́̄̏ͧͩ̋ͦ̄̓̋̏ͧͥ̈͜ ̶̉͐̎̔̈̓ͧ͏͏̣̘̬͈̳̱̦͕͈͖̞̞͉͈̩͠ͅBͭͤ̎͑ͩ̈ͯ͗ͬ̂͊̿̆̅ͬ̉̍͏̪̫̦̱͖͔̪̮͇͔͜E͐̉ͫ̑ͣ̂͑̈̄͐̋ͦͮ͝ ̘̭̪̱̪̺̫̲T͒͌ͩ͑̎̔͛ͤ͑ ̬̟̰̱̻̬̱͇̳̮̼̝̲͘̕͝ͅT̡̙̜̩͚̠͔̣͇͕̤͙̹̅ͬ̎̍̏ͨ̇ͯ̀ͮ̄ͯ̓̍̾̈ͮ̈́ͬ̕͟͜͢E͆͂ͫͤ͊͑̊ͬͪ̄̽ͭ̚ ҉͔̗͔̮͙R͈̪̩͕̳̬̣͈̟ͧ̐͆̒ͩ͐ͪͣ͂̊ͨͪͫ͑̓͜͢ͅ THAN WONKY WILL

by Cing Buchacacha December 17, 2021

Wonkied

Stoned, high

"Yeah dude, me and E got hella wonkied last night"

by Slimshady420blazeit October 22, 2016

Wonky

A style (or sub genre) of electronic music usually found in Dubstep, Electro, Glitch, Breakbeat, & Grime. It has also been suggested that wonky is a genre of music itself.

This album is hella wonky and glitchy.

by klone138 January 22, 2010

Wonkie

Out of sorts. Uneven. Unclear.

If I look at it to long my eyes go wonkie.

by Benanahead May 23, 2018

Wonky

(adj) A term to describe the effects one feels after consuming the drug ketamine. The more ketamine consumed the more wonky the person becomes. There are different levels of wonky: from slightly wonky to wonked the fuck out.

"Wow that K was fire! I'm so wonky I don't even know who you are!"

by WonkyMcSkipper September 03, 2012