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alice in wonderland effect

When u see someone fine from a far and as u get closer they seem to age backwards.
Guy: dwaaam look at that fine ass bitch. Ima go spit game.

*walks closer and realizes they're jailbait*

Guy: my bad I jus experienced the alice in wonderland effect!
by tearslette October 23, 2011
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wonderland system

the did system of a person on tiktok who has a world of people and got diagnosed in their inner world by a doctor alter. their oldest alter is not human and is over 2000 years old. they have over 270 alters and they are different races and have different political views, some are republican. they also all have different accents and some have tics. they are probaby have schizophrenia because wtf.
do u think the wonderland system had the holocaust?
by orionandflynnskids January 6, 2022
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Gay Boy Wonderland

Gay boy wonderland (GBWL) is the place that gay boys go that the rest of us can't follow. Its a place where the boys are beautiful and the pressures of everyday life don't exist. In GBWL it is ok to be a Barista even if you've had four years of college. Its also ok to realize that the world revolves around you and the rest of GBWL. These are all acceptable things. GBWL can also be used as an adjective to describe a particularly flamboyant photo, clothing item, gesture, etc.

We've all been ditched for a cute boy immediately upon entering a club or bar. We've all wondered what in the world our gay best friend is thinking when he is sure he's in love again (with a gogo-dancer, 'fashion designer' or interior decorator). We have all been taken for granted when more 'pressing' social matters take hold. And we've all heard the excuses:
"I could use this college degree but I get a great discount if I work at Armani"
or
"By the way, I know we had plans but I can't go out with you tonight...something just came up..."

NOTE: Don't worry if you get lost in GBWL...we will always be around when you get back.
Sorry that Charles won't be joining us tonight, we think he's lost in Gay Boy Wonderland.

Oh my god, that sweater is sooooo Gay Boy Wonderland (GBWL).
by esmussein2 April 8, 2009
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Eternal Wonderwall

In some not traditional cultures there is a step after death and before the final destination. This is called the Eternal Wonderwall. On the eternal 3 there are names in lines that tell you where you are headed for the rest of eternity. The possibilities are Heaven , Hell, Limbo and Purgatory. There is a reference to this in Wonderwall by Oasis.
He wondered where aunt bethany's name was at the Eternal Wonderwall during the funeral
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alice in wonderland

A popular book written by some mathematician guy who went under the psedenym 'Lewis Carol'. This (As well as Carol's other literary work "Through the Looking Glass") was later addapted into a Disney movie that has obtained an avid cult following for being so awesome.

There is a certain amount of drug propaganda supporting this movie/book because of Carol's... imaginative pursuits.

Oh, and the storyline has been adapted into some sort of macabre-type videogame.
"Alice in Wonderland is a trippy book. Ahah! Get it! TRIPPY!"
by i heart j00 May 31, 2005
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wonderwall wanker

A Wonderwall wanker is a person who typically claims to be an Oasis-fan but in reality only knows their one hit: Wonderwall.

A Wonderwall wanker can typically be seen at parties strumming away the same 4 fucking chords because it's the only fucking chords he knows.

A Wonderwall wanker often claims to be musically educated and knowledgable about music history and claims to like a lot of rockbands which he most likely never listened to: Nirvana, Oasis, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, etc. but the sad truth is that he only knows hit-songs and probably listens to R&B when he is on his own and doesn't have to pretend to be a rockstar.

They look and dress extremely mainstream because the only reason they make an efford to learn 3 or 4 chords is to get laid. They know that only a select few girls like long hair and leather so they stick to what's in at the moment. Sometimes they can be seen wearing band merchandise but if you ask them about the first album of the band on their shirt they probably won't be able to answer you.
"Can you play a great song?"
"Sure! Let me play Wonderwall again!"

What a wonderwall wanker!
by WinstonBeWise November 20, 2013
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bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.
Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014
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