witlag

Someone who is slow on the uptake. This person often laughs a long time after a joke's punchline.

He laughed at that joke so late that he obviously has witlag.

In the Star Trek movie, Generations, where data finally got the joke from the episode, Encounter at Farpoint.

"Data, I made that joke seven years ago" - Geordi
"I know, I just got it!" - Data

by Brian Pleshek January 17, 2007

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014

Wittler

Beast-man of a guy always saying jew being the man that he is and always does his work

I wish I was as good as a Wittler, I wish I was a Wittler

by Bigdickmcgee173 November 19, 2019

Wittman

A not very smart kid. One that usually breaks his shoulder on something stupid like a bleacher or wall. Most likely will play a small instroment.

Bro that kid is such a freaking Wittman.

by The Hero Man October 20, 2020

Bustin a Wittler

To make a face on another person by staring them down with the base "Wittler" face. The base "Wittler" face consists of bringing your chin to your neck(double or triple chin), and making some kind of smile, developed by Mr. Wittler. Opening your eyes really wide and not laughing is also encouraged. The victim most likely will react violently if stared down long enough.

"Ey Mayne im Bustin a Wittler on dis ho.""Yo mayne,you see dat? I just busted a Wittla on dat ho!"

by Corn Husker May 4, 2008

wittle jimlet

a penis so small that it is called "wittle" in lieu of little to make it sound all the smaller with the use of baby voice

aternate pronunciation: wittle jimwet

ex.1 That horse doesn't have a wittle jimlet
ex.2 Wittle baby has a wittle jimwet

by Uncle Remus November 7, 2005

Wittle

A small penis

"I have a wittle"

by Chipper9620 November 16, 2009