witheredsage

The coolest person ever

Witheredsage? Nice

by ghostlyboooo October 4, 2021

Withered

Messed up, hauled, generally in a mental or physical state of being outside of what would be considered healthy, sober, or sane.

Man, I was so withered last night!

by Stiffyyy April 8, 2008

withered

When a women who was previously attractive has become significantly less attractive (opposite of a sprout)

"Holy shit man I haven't seen *name* in so long, I can't believe how much she withered"

by FIGJAM COSTI December 23, 2012

witherington

"witherington" can often mean popular to some people, but mostly the word just means out of the ordinary and differant. "a witherington" walks funny at all times, usually has an obsession with drinking and sleeping. usually always up for going out and getting indecently smashed. loves to sit in its own piss. usually ends a night with a crazy fast and a smile on there face. to know a witherington means you have that bit extra of fun in your life.

"shit me out"
"fill re me witherington"
"oizza mate?"

by jord1234 September 15, 2009

withered dick

an old man, or one that appears to be old

That withered dick keeps staring at us.

by werepoodle January 27, 2007

withered turkey

A derogative term referring to a limp penis after ejaculation.

Stupid Ho: Ha ha! Look at that little withered turkey!
Guy With Shriveled Penis: *SMACK!* STFU!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

Withering Willow

A women who is infertile, or unable to have children, and is very depressed about it.

After that check-up, Jane has been a withering willow.

by CreepX1_ February 3, 2021