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wit wit

the noise that a guinea pig makes when it waddles on the grass
when it is very hungry for lettuce
wit wit guinea pig
the guinea pig goes wit wit
by sammy z November 18, 2007
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witness

King Lebron. Lebron James. What Lebron James has done for the city of Cleveland and the Cavaliers.
We are all witnesses.
by Matt Ammiller August 31, 2008
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Witness

Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.
by SomeoneNew October 5, 2012
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wit

With.
by xplicit-kid February 10, 2003
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Witted

Witted is the state of absolute stonedness . Without your witts as a result of the high derived from the use of Ganja anywhere near mount bachelor during the 1990s . Let’s get witted !
Let’s get witted ! Meet me at the Witt cave and get witted. Bro , that chick was hella witted . Hey friend , did you bring your witts ? Sweet ! Let’s get witted
by Kelronhubbard February 13, 2018
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Witness

Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.

Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!

"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
by Juanster June 2, 2014
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WIT

Wifey in training, a term used by a man for his significant other
Put that cigarette out, my WIT is coming home soon
by TheAmazonianSavage June 17, 2018
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