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Wikiseason

The time of the year when Wikipedia starts displaying those annoying banners begging for money when all you're trying to do is look up Lady Gaga's real name.

Also sea wikibegging
Nick: "Hot damn it's Wikiseason again. You know what this means: Seeing the founder's begging face so many times I'll have recurring nightmares..."

Harold: "No one likes you Nick."
by CaliberMagazine September 10, 2011
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Wikilepsy

The uncontrollable clicking caused by the highlighted links in any Wikipedia article, or similar wiki-type website, resulting in hours spent following a chain of subjects not related to the initial search.
"I wanted to research the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Three hours of clicking later, and I'm reading about 'William Howard Taft' and 'Taylor Hanson', and 'Lesbianism in Erotica'. It was a serious case of Wikilepsy."
by Sable Phoenix November 1, 2011
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Dikileaks

The dissemination of a large amount of unwanted ejaculate during intercourse by deliberately using a broken condom or no protection at all
MaryLou: Dat Rastus caused me no end of trouble with his dikileaks. I caught three STDs and Rastus junior is due in December
by argasm December 10, 2010
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Wikileak

Person 1 - Hey where are you going?
Person 2 - I'm going for an wikileak, LMAO.
by HellaFellaTella February 26, 2011
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wikileak

a burst condom; when a condom unexpectedly bursts during consensual sex, especially in Sweden.
Damn, the condom's done a wikileak! I'll be facing an Interpol warrant for rape soon!
by una.bubba December 10, 2010
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wikileak

Refers to a leak in a torn or split condom.
"The condom split - and there was a wikileak!" - Julian Assange
by m.ryan.p December 29, 2010
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wikileak

n., (WIH-kee-leek) a collaborative process whereby one takes a piss while allowing anonymous others unfettered access to and control of the flow of urine.

Frequently produces extremely unreliable results including wildly inaccurate aim, incomplete evacuation, and a general lack of familiarity with the source material.
Example 1:
Person A: "God damnit! You sprayed piss all over the bathroom again!"
Person B: "Honey, it was beautiful! I helped destroy the oppressive bathroom meritocracy by letting others pee for me, allowing the free market to relish its inexplicable sense of exceptionalism in spite of any individual lack of skill or intelligence.
Person A: What a load of horseshit.
Person B: No, dear, wikidump is entirely different and won't be available until a subsequent open-source beta.

Example 2:
Man: "No officer, I wasn't cruising the bathroom, I was taking a wikileak."
Police Man: "Sure thing, Senator Craig…"
by SuperRobert July 26, 2010
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