Whorities

1. Collection of qualities exclusive to whores and the whore-like.

2. General class of qualities possessed by women like:

Bar Sluts
Bus Station Skanks
Sorority Members (or Sorostitutes)
Actual Whores
Business Whores

Non-Inclusive List of Whorities: Immorality, infidelity, smuttiness, sluttyness, horniness, bisexuality, disrespect for self, empowerment through sex, nymphomania, and extreme variance in sexual partners.

Realist 1: Those sorority girls are ripe with whorities.

Realist 2: Yes, and their mothers would be ashamed of this, except for the fact that whorities are first learned in the home.

Realist 1: True Dat. Their mothers are guilty of the same whorities.

by The AntiGreek June 10, 2006

Whorianator

Someone who dislikes Ariana Grande

Oh. I'm a Whorianator because I don't agree with everything Ariana Grande does.

by Bananacanoe69 May 4, 2015

Whoricane

A frenzied sex act or romp.

This is why I don't drink tequila. I woke up this morning, and my entire apartment looked like it was hit by an F5 whoricane. There was a trail of clothing starting with my left shoe in the driveway, and ending with my shredded panties on at the foot of the bed.

by Ephemily May 19, 2012

Whoretard

A combination of a whore, and a retard.

-"My girlfriend just slept with my brother, thinking it was me"
-"What a whoretard."

by asust3k August 2, 2008

whoretastic

a way to make the noun whore into an adjective used to describe something very dislikable, dirty, or someone easy to get with, especially girls based in ohio.

friend: "wow! do you know what tierany did?!"
you: "yeah, that was a really whoretastic thing to do!"

by Lovely <3 August 11, 2006

Scale of Whoritude

0 - Eye contact
1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex

Girl #1 - "Gurl! Have you 10ed him yet?"
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"

Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."

Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"

Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."

by kapsta June 23, 2009

whoretagon

when ol girl is still married, has a boyfriend, and "talking" to 4 or more other guys at the same time. kind of a love triangle but more whoreish.

Some dude that turned out to be ol girl's boyfriend of 6 months asked me to call him and he told me she was married and talking to more guys than just us. this isn't a love triangle, it's a whoretagon.

by sir_whoretagon December 11, 2013