whooshbam 

The noise made when you shine a flashlight in someone's eyes and then punch them in the face. It can also be used in place of "In your face"!

..."So I tried to grab the cop's flashlight, so I could find my insurance card, and then, Whooshbam!!!!!!!!

OR

I just totally slept with your girlfriend! Whooshbam!!!!!!!!!

whooshbam by Adam DeWitt September 28, 2007

Whoosa 

I've got it from Bad Boys 2, the guy says is all the time, he's trying 2 keep himself cool! =)

Whooosaa..Whooosa (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10..) *Be Calm*

Whoosa by Lodewijk July 10, 2004

Reverse Whoosh 

A Reverse Whoosh occurs when someone pretends, as a joke, not to "get" someone else's joke, by satirizing someone correcting the original joke teller. When others, in turn, try to correct and mock the stupidity of the person pretending not to get the original joke - only now in earnest, thereby revealing their own stupidity and lack of humor - they themselves have fallen prey to the old Reverse Whoosh.

guy 1: "......squid pro quo" a pun
guy 2: "Actually, it's "QUID pro quo," not "SQUID." It's Latin." a joke
guy 1 or 3: "whoosh!" i.e., my/his joke went right over your head
guy 2: "reverse whoosh" i.e., no, but mine went over yours

Reverse Whoosh by downtownjohnson October 3, 2019

Whoosah

A way for some body to calm down and relax.

After bob tried CRACK, he said Whoosah to calm himself down.

Whoosah by TJFocusRISK February 17, 2005

Whoosh Parrot

Derived from the 'Whoosh' reply to a joke which goes over non-intellectual heads. Originally signified by waving the flat hand just above the head.
The 'Woosh Parrot' was developed as a medium to convey the same message in a visual form for internet fora such as 'Pistonheads'

I've just seen an Ambulance with the word spelt 'Ambiwlans',,, Has dumbing down gone too far?

Whoosh! (With the picture of Whoosh Parrot following)

It's Welsh, you 'tard!

Whoosh Parrot by Robert Stroud September 22, 2011

double whoosh 

When the other party not only doesn't get the joke, they don't get the explanation either.

"To get to the other side."

But why?

Double whoosh.

double whoosh by BJ33196 October 21, 2010

Whoosh Hair 

Guys that have bangs and they flip it a lot. They always make sure their hair is perfectly wind-swept. Like: Jakub Andrew from heyhihello :) and justin bieber.

Yeah, im trying to make my hair look like whoosh hair.
Your hair is so whoosh hair.

Whoosh Hair by Shaquasie and BonKenzWie July 9, 2010