whitesnak

Scottish know it all smug fucker who trolls IRC with his opinion

Whitesnak = cunt

by Whitesnak December 5, 2012

Whitesnake

An alcoholic beverage in the Louisiana Slushie family. To prepare: pour cheap white wine over ice in a red plastic Solo cup. Add a tab of trucker speed and stir. Garnish rim with bubble gum flavored Chap-Stick. Serve in the backseat of a car parked in a convenience store parking lot. Def Leppard soundtrack optional.

Hey man, my girlfriend's fixin' to fight Crystal in a minute. Mix us a couple of Whitesnakes and pass 'em back here to the backseat. I want to get me some before her lip needs stitched.

by Beer Shart March 13, 2011

Whitesnake

The onset of something bad. Its origins were a combination of scouse wit & yorkshire genius. "To Go White" is a term often used in Northern realms when someone has smoked too much MaryJane. When this happened to someone we (the fools at the time in 1995) shouted whitesnake & sang "Here I Go Again on my own"
David Coverdale has therefore achieved a godlike status.
This then developed into a saying for a bad thing, and now even my mum says it & shes a right tea-totaller!!!

You stub your toe - "Whitesnake!!!"
You miss the bus - "Whitesnake!!!"

by The Rockinggoose July 6, 2006

The Whitesnake

Find a car, preferably with a large, phallic hood ornament. Steal/Drive the car into residential garage, close garage doors. Turn car on….procure oneself onto the hood ornament rectally, masturbate. and enjoy the carbon monoxide high…here I go again, on my own..

Sean~ "Gay dood, my friggin car is outta gas...that's the third time this week."
Jim~ "I'm a man with few needs...and The Whitesnake three to twelve times a week is one of them...besides, you're car has that weird emblem on it and it works better than my car."
Sean~ "Good point, I'm gonna be in the garage awhile."

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008

Whitenamed

When a white person horribly mispronounces an ethnic name.

"Is a Mister Sales here?"
"It's pronounces Sah-les."
"Dude, you just got whitenamed"

by geoxde September 10, 2025