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Coney Island whitefish

An old expression for a used condom found on the beach
The beach has gotten so dirty you can't sit down without landing on a Coney Island whitefish.

Baltimore Whitefish 

A condom floating in the Harbour.... along with all the other shit in there. If you look really hard through the grease rainbows, you might see one in its natural habitat.
"Hey look, hoawn, there's a Bawlmer Whitefish in the wooter..."
"Fuck that, let's get back to Blair so we can hit Haver tonight."
Baltimore Whitefish by City Forever. December 30, 2004

Jersey Whitefish 

Used condoms that have washed ashore or appear on the beach
Watch out!!! Don't slip on that slimy Jersey Whitefish, dude!!!!
Jersey Whitefish by LasVegasLover September 30, 2004

Chicago Whitefish 

A used condom found washed up on the beach, in a parking lot, confessional, etc.
Mommy! Look a ballon floating in the water! EEEWWW!

Honey! Don't touch that, that, that Chicago Whitefish!
Chicago Whitefish by Ronono January 21, 2008

Harlem River whitefish

I was sculling on the Harlem River last Saturday. The water was full of Harlem River whitefish. AIDS prevention must be making progress.
Harlem River whitefish by octopod January 17, 2009

urban whitefish 

Used condom (orig. the New York City Sanitation Department)
I found some urban whitefish on the boardwalk at Coney Island.
urban whitefish by The Deep September 1, 2004