Dick Whirling Thunder Cunt

When a chick is so disgusting, you wouldn't piss on her gums if they were on fire. Also she is the kind of girl whom thinks she is hot and your buddy dating her doesn't really know how nasty she is because he is tagging her sludgepot!

Hey John, did you see Tonys' girlfriend yeah that bitch stole my planner, and she is really nasty what dick whirling thunder cunt!

by nosa74 October 30, 2009

whirling durbish

A muslim running in circles.

Did you see that whirling durbish?

by Rosstopher987 May 16, 2007

Whirling Dervish

When some of the contents of an over-powerful self-flushing toilet are projected up and onto you while you are still sitting on it.

That was the best dump ever until I leaned forward to pick something up and that damn jet-powered toilet gave me a wicked whirling dervish!

by ppsseeuuddoonnaammee March 3, 2011

Whirling Dervish

The process by which a man, having stimulated himself to a degree great enough to have obtained a boner, just at the point that his beloved crouches down to suckle upon his manhood, spins around so that his phallous collides verily with her cheek and allows him to fart on her face.

Deidre: What's that black about, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.

Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?

Elizabeth: No.

by 535 March 7, 2011

Whirlygigs

a term meaning testicles, gonads, or nuts.

And I will say; Crickey, take a look at those whirlygigs. They're hudge!

by Spider November 16, 2004

whirling dervish

the process of banging a braod while she is in the upright sitting position while you are lying down on your back and she is whirling in circles like no other and as soon as she gets too dizy to not know where she is you whip it out and go all over her face!!

I gave Eric's mother a Whirling Dervish when she was drunk last week.

by BoGO 69 May 22, 2006

Whirling Dervish

The act of cornholing a Muslim (Not required, however) transvestite in the ass missionary style and observing his/her dick moving in a circular motion.

Joe: "Hey dude, I got this hooker last night and 'she' ended up being a 'he'! I ended up giving a whirling dervish!"

Bob: "Dude......"

by The Drizz July 10, 2012