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eating baked beans while watching cars two 

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

shitting while everyone watching you

its explin its own
me: poo pa pe and shitting while everyone watching you
everyone: omfg

omfg= oh my fucking god

Been watching you for quite a while now 

Used when you need to inform someone that they have been watched for quite a while
Person 1: Hey you
Person 2: Oi what do you want?
Person 1: I've been watching you for quite a while now ok

Watching Black And White Movies While You're Color-Blind 

(1) The have minimum or no change towards a issue or action
The senator from Detroit try to end its mass poverty Problem by hiring one secretary but it was like Watching Black And White Movies While You're Color-Blind so his actions was little to no effectiveness towards the problem

whalecatching

When you spend many hours in pursuit of riding the elusive whale
Jack Q had a dry spell since his elusive whalecatching period