Whacky Sack

physical disconfort in the scrotum due to excessive masterbation. Most commonly induced by the testicles slamming against the inside of the thighs/groin area for an elongated period of time.

Jeremy: The Pat's chance at a playoff run is ruined!

Isaiah: Why? What happened?

Jeremy: Brady is out 7-9 weeks with whacky sack!

Isaiah: I guess Giselle just isn't doing it for him anymore .

by Scoopdevious December 1, 2016

Whacky Sack

To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.

I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.

by Asian Lover July 16, 2008

whacky topaki

A whacky Pakistani fellow.

Man, that is one whacky topaki!

Nigga, plz, that is a whacky topaki!

by MnK June 24, 2007

splacky whacky

Originating from the term "Splackaveli," splacky whacky means a frontin' ass thug.

Look at that splacky whacky tryin' to holla at us.

by Leslie March 29, 2005

those whacky asians

Genre of movies (usually porn) created by asians. Movies that make no sense and are usually twisted, gross, or both. For some reason they usually include shit or other bodily excresions.

"Hey man check out this clip I found online. Shes shitting right on her head" said Fred. Richard shook his head and said "Man, those whacky asians"

by Bangoskank January 20, 2010

whacky tobacky

Slang used by jr. high kids to describe cigarettes. Can also be a variant of whacky tobaccy.

He was smoking some whacky tobacky behind the building.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

whacky

People are whacky when they do things that are out of the box but in a way that’s harder than they actually are.

“Did you see them cambridge peoples clothes yeah?” “ah nah mate thats whacky”

by toni xxxxx September 22, 2018