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Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!

Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise

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A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.

“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”

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To piss on the loo roll before wiping the ass

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Wet Wipe

The act of peeing on the loo roll before wiping the ass

I need to clean my booty, I will Wet wipe

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the act of pissing on the loo roll before wiping

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The worst insult on the planet, even more harmful than the classic ‘ur mom gay’. Not even a ‘no u’ can deflect this insult. Instant death guaranteed.

Person: haha your ginger
Me: shush you wet-wipe
Person: (keels over and dies)

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