wearing the cool pants

Doing something well.

Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.

"Did you see how badly Joe beat Levi?"

"Yeah, he's totally wearing the cool pants this round."

by Y.A.P. May 5, 2008

Wearing the straw hat

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.

I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)

by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

wearing the bib

eating a girl out

dude, i heard matt barbian loves wearing the bib. he wears it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

by briankelly January 19, 2011

Tortoise wearing jeans

Relating to the fable of the tortoise and the hare (with jeans).

Bro you're such a tortoise wearing jeans

by silurianconviction March 10, 2022

wearin' me out

an expression used to illustrate the fact that something or someone is either: 1) annoying you to the brink of emotional breakdown, 2) is testing your physical, mental, or emotional fortitude, or 3) just plain pissing you off.

I told Evan he was wearin' me out after begging me for 16 straight days for a Birmingham booty call.

by brunettexo05 December 26, 2008

Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.

Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.

by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011

wearing me like a necklace

when lesbians perform the act of cunnilingus

Damn, she was wearing me like a necklace last night

by bisexualfiend December 13, 2017