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websense

Websense is a shit webfilter company that is easily bypassed with a proxy server
like ShadowAccess.

Commonly used at work, school, or the library.
"Myspace is blocked by Websense!1!11"

"Try ShadowAccess.com."
by Rssfire September 22, 2007
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derk welkens

one who refers to all types of "ceck;" wears v-necks that stretch to his "treenis" of a ceck all day; makes love to women with0out making eye contact; replaces all vowels and consonants with the letter "E;" rides around on a longboard that he claims is "half his size"...in reference to his twelence foot ceck, of course
that kid is one derk welkens...i saw him blow a mammoth sized load in four bitches' mouths!!
by ceckboy October 21, 2010
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weisenstein

That pussy was weisenstein.
by Suckafucka777 August 3, 2016
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Wedsensexual

(SATIRE)

People who have an attraction to the character Wedsen from Friday Night Funkin' Popcorn Edition.
Person 1: I identify as a proud Wedsensexual.
Person 2 (sane sigma male): What a load of bullshit
by BeedraIsBoredfromyt October 15, 2022
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websense

The most amazing thing that has graced the Internet since it's invention. Websense allows administrators to screw little kids over by blocking everything. It's really great fun!! I love seeing their little annoyed faces when they can't get to their favourite sites!!
Bebo is a very popular website. I think i'll get Websense block it to screw little kiddies over!!
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WebSense

It has been known that rogue states but also companies and universities put restrictions to the Internet usage. These restrictions are so aggressive and perverse that the Internet experience of the end-user is completely compromised.

WebSense comes to the rescue by providing stealth anonymity to the masses, allowing them to browse the Internet without restrictions. Due to this, WebSense is severely unpopular in specific non-secural countries; merely having WebSense software installed on your computer may land you in jail for two years.

WebSense offers anonymous secure proxy servers that end-users can connect to. Once such a server is blocked, WebSense activates a new one and informs the users through encrypted e-mail to switch to it.

There is currently work carried out to integrate WebSense with the Onion Routing project in order to offer protection against traffic analysis.

WebSense is resilient to differential analysis attacks thanks to patented technologies being employed.
"You can't touch this."

~ MC Hammer on accessing an illegal webpage using WebSense.
by kodiac1 July 9, 2006
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wellenstrummelzentrierung

German slang for a diabetes-riddled homeless man with homoerotic tendencies.
If I walk home that way, I'm gonna get accosted by the Wellenstrummelzentrierung.
by PlasticJesus September 13, 2013
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