Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018
Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".
American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"
Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017
Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!
by swanybeast69 June 26, 2010
Hi John.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
by BlokeBloke January 12, 2012
Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009
by raybeez February 11, 2022