The Wedge

The simplest tool known to man; colloquially, a person who has recently, or regularly done something incomprehensibly stupid.

"Man, he's the wedge, 'cause he's a fucking simple tool."

by Brihard April 18, 2006

wedge

The act of penetrating the vagina just once and then pulling out again. This can also be known as "wedging", not really sure why anyone would do it but I hear its been done.

- "Yo dog I round big Cassie's last night, we had this sick as wedge"
- "You wedged her you pussy! Youd practically wiped your feet on the welcome matt, what the fuck where you thinking, fucking wedger"

by jodie taylor07 April 07, 2007

wedge

to fuck/have sexual intercourse with a person (or object)

i'd sure love to wedge catrina.

by zee December 29, 2003

The Wedge

A hairstyle, similar in nature to the mohican but created by pushing together existing hair into the middle and spiking it up to create an altogether original and extreme look. It takes a particularly extreme individual too pull off 'the wedge' flawlessly!

The wedge is alex's hairstyle of choice.

by 4n0nym0u5 January 27, 2007

wedge

Generally refers to a hot submarine sandwich, for example a meatball wedge or a chicken parm wedge.

1. "Let's go to the deli and get a wedge." - Greg

2. "Would you like an English wedge or a Metric wedge?" - Future employee of Terry's Wedge Emporium World Internation, Corp.

by Sephiroth Gabbiani September 12, 2003

Wedge

A clementine of sorts. Very juicy and tangy.

Hey, let me get some of your wedge.

by Wedgemeister April 07, 2010

wedge

1. A nickname for a woman who finds it necessary to wedge herself into the relationships of others.

2. A derogatory term for a woman of lose morals who hails from Gloucester, Massachusetts.

3. Given name of Captain Wedge Antilles who flew with the red squadron to assist Luke Skywalker in destroying the Deathstar.

Wedge came to the party at my house and made out with my boyfriend...again.

by imanass August 26, 2009