Office Sand Wedge

the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.

Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

[stick man lemon wedge]

when two guys are having sex, they scissor with their legs. often used as insult

scissoring. christian refers to henry as stick man lemon wedge!

by master diamondd February 4, 2009

slovenian foot wedge

When you put your big toe into an Eastern European rectum without consent

Last night cha boi gave me an unexpected slovenian foot wedge but I kind of liked it. I'm from Moldova

by Byron Tulofson March 2, 2014

Smelter Wedge

A sex act, when a woman has the runs from eating taco bell and has anal sex with a man.

My girlfriend and I got into a burrito eating contest and later on she let me give her the smelter wedge.

by PhilosophyRhoades September 26, 2014

Sex Wedge

A soft yet supportive sexual aid to enable comfort and stability in all positions. Usually covered with velour (for her pleasure).

“Darling, my knees are getting a little sore on the carpet, would you mind awfully if we get the sex wedge out?”

by Pert_69 January 17, 2018

super wedge

An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.

Ally had a super wedge after riding Gironimo at Water Country!

by Killah B April 27, 2006

super wedge

An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.

Ally had a super wedge after riding Gironimo at Water Country!

by Killah B July 28, 2008