One of the gayest kids you'll ever come accross, usually gets his jollies by fisting men named Steve. Weaver has also been linked to Felching, what a discusting pig.
whoa did you see weaver fist that little boy, what a fag
by rgv312 October 17, 2007
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Derived from a lucrative greek god, Tyłus Weavüs Måximus who had great influence over masses of the population yet legends have it, he didn’t even know his own power.
When somebody reaches either a god like state, or a contrasting state of embarrassment or utter disappointment, can be used in a wide variety of situations.
This K’s got me absolutely weavered.
He sent me a photo of tyler, I’ve been weavered.
He basically goes with his sister, thats weavered.
by Fettywapemimemhybrid December 9, 2020
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When your drunk ass co-worker calls in to work cause he got hammered the night before.
Damn Ross totally weavered us today and were going to be short. At least he inst here to make any mistakes like he usually does though
by twofive5 April 10, 2016
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When you ejaculate in your hand in the midst of a sexual act and slap the person across the face with the semen filled palm.
Last night my girlfriend was the unsuspecting recipient of The Weaver.
by David Duchovny March 3, 2009
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(1.) A brat. Someone who essentially poops on the party.
(2.) Someone untrustworthy. Someone who steals frequently.
(1.) We were all having a good time but Tyler was just sitting there being a weaver for absolutely no reason!

(2.) Someone stole $160 dollars from me. I'm gonna find out who that weaver was and get my money back!
by fly_ass_mamacita October 18, 2009
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1. A common last name for American Families
2. A person who weaves yarn/string/e.t.c into items such as blankets and rugs
1. "Hey bro what was that hot chick's name?"

" Amanda Weaver"

2. "Look at that gorgeous rug, we should buy it!"

"Yeah, and it's actually woven by a weaver!"
by freakofftheleash November 27, 2010
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