Weaponized bathtub 

A really cool bathtub which have a 70mm main gun and 7.62mm machine gun mounted and is ready to blow off some Abbyism doing perosn

Person 1: i see Abbyism.
Person 2: i see weaponized bathtub blowing her to pieces.

Weaponized bathtub by Weaponized bathtub February 13, 2022

Academic Cinematography Weaponization 

the syndrome in which inhibits hyper gastrointestinal activation in pulchritudinous individuals. Primarily caused by ingesting too much caffeine in hopes of staying up to study for a test or finish a project.

My homeboy Milton last night drank 6 monsters in order to study for the final he had the next day... he got no sleep and was diagnosed with academic cinematography weaponization syndrome.

Academic Cinematography Weaponization by Big W & Big D November 14, 2022

weaponhead 

a human that will indeed hurt itself or others or kill oneself

davey table was a complete weaponhead

weaponhead by Preso October 16, 2006

weaponizeddefenselice 

Is a tiktok user that is manipulative and toxic, literally go die nobody loves you I bet you smell like my dads feet

Me:does aster (weaponizeddefenselice) smell?
everyone:yea bro he does

weaponizeddefenselice by fellslover(on tiktok) November 20, 2021

Weaponized Bisexuality 

The act of a bisexual person claiming to only like whatever gender would be most convenient for them at the moment.

I was getting harassed by some guy at the bar so I used my weaponized bisexuality and told him I like girls.

Weaponized Bisexuality by dirteater January 29, 2022

weaponized incontinence 

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.

Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."

weaponized incontinence by smacky.jack July 2, 2023

Weaponized Butt Juice 

Incredibly foul smelling discharge from a dog's anal sac which has been weaponized by applying said secretion to a piece of fabric or furniture and placing the annointed fabric or furniture in the victims car/office/bedroom. Otherwise known as WBJ.

Yo, Edie is in the bathroom ralphing up lunch. What's up with that?

Someone put Weaponized Butt Juice on her kerchief and when she went to blow her nose she got too big of a whiff.

Weaponized Butt Juice by The Urban Lenny February 23, 2009