UMFS Wade

Fecal matter, originating from UMFS, the gets smeared on your dick after rough anal sex

I just had anal sex with a fat bald guy. I need to wash the UMFS Wade off my dick now

by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 23, 2019

waldee

Someone that is a "STEVE" and wears a bunch of neck shirts

Look at this "Waldee".

by AHAHAHWALDEE February 23, 2015

wande

A person that is very responsible. He has luck with money and people. A wande flows well with both sex and has a good sense of humour. He plays too much. When he likes a girl, he likes her a lot.

See that dude over there? He's such a wande!

by Ellanita March 20, 2017

wandering trader

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

Wader

A guy with the brightest smile and most soothing voice. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. He is the most beautiful man you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Wader isn’t your average person, he is top tier. The best of the best. He is always there for you, no matter what. Wader gives the best hugs and will imprint himself on your soul that way he knows he’ll never be forgotten. He can rap and sing any song you want to hear. If you know a Wader, never let them go because you don’t come across them everyday! He’s blunt but in a sweet way. He also loves to smoke and his favorite drink is anything that’ll get you fucked up. Kidding, but am I? He’s everything you could ask for in a person but he gives you more than you ever realized you needed. He is the definition of a real man and you’re lucky if you cross paths with Wader! He loves family and is the sexiest walking thing this world has to offer. Everything about him will make you wish you could be like him. There isn’t a thing he can’t do. If you like surprises, get you a Wader!

Wader done messed around and stole all the bitches hearts!!

by breadbite November 29, 2020

going Walden

A sweeping intentional decision to let go of all that constitutes excess baggage.

In the tradition of Henry David Thoreau, we have decided we are going Walden, as a cultural and political statement; we even got ourselves a totally cool tiny home!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

Waldeinsamkeit

German word that means the feeling of being alone in the woods.

Can be described as wonderful, poetic, peaceful, calm, relaxed, at one with the universe, infinite, free, loving, meditative.

Whenever I go camping, I feel waldeinsamkeit. I enjoy the feeling of being engulfed by nature, and stargazing, unlike other people who enjoy sitting inside and staring at their boob-toob all day.

by Waldeinsamkeit June 18, 2011