poison the waterhole

Knowingly giving a STD to some bitch hoping that she will then pass it on to douche bag you hate.

Guy A: I'm pretty sure I gave Jenny the clap last night. Hopefully she is still sleeping with that jackass Tom.

Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.

by Johnny Appleseeds January 17, 2008

Mississippi waterhole

When one or many persons spread a women's vagina and proceed to take turns hocking loogies into said women's vagina.

Last night my buddies and I Mississippi waterholed that girls from the cheesecake factory.

by Raging bull March 29, 2015

Poisoning the waterhole!

(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"

Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"

by HOTTIE689 December 28, 2012

kinked waterhose

Bending the penis directly before ejaculation.

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

waterhose

You Dick When You Have An Erection And It Gets All Long And Ggreen Fork Bulging Veins And Shoots Oily Cum

Oh Yeah, Give Me That Waterhose!

by TruffleButter101 March 29, 2017

Afghani Waterhose

When a guy is having anal sex and pees in a girls ass.

It was hot and heavy and then he gave me the Afghani Waterhose and my eyes lit up with excitement..five minutes later his orgasm and urine were running down my leg.

by Crk* June 16, 2019

Ethiopian Waterhole

The act of standing over someone laying on their back with their mouth open, then lifting a leg and pouring a warm bottle of water through your crack and into their mouth.

This chick was a freak, she was waiting for me on the floor with a warm bottle of water and told me to give her an Ethiopian Waterhole and that she hoped I didn’t wipe.

by Bsizzle33 May 1, 2018