Wasband

An ex-husband

"Hey, that's a really nice bracelet."
"Thanks, it was the last birthday present I got from my wasband."

by chickdamebroad July 31, 2009

wasband

A man a woman was married to but isn't anymore (combination of WAS and husBAND).

I am so over my wasband, finally.

by sbrushfan July 25, 2010

Wasband

Ex-husband.

I just ran into my wasband. He's now fat and lost all his hair! Glad I divorced him in time.

by Talking Princess April 21, 2009

wasband

An ex-husband.

my wasband is such an ass.

by Tess593 March 13, 2009

wasband balls

The condition where a man's testicles take on the peculiar scent of Krispy Kreme donuts after a divorce.

I went to visit Joe to see how he was doing after the divorce and noticed all of his towels smelled like donuts. It must be because of his wasband balls.

by A L F January 6, 2010

[Wasband]

Wasband: the man who was previously your husband. A man who was a husband. A friend going through a divorce wanted a new word to describe her ex.

Zak is my wasband, we were divorced 3 years ago.

by Alltall August 14, 2017

Wasband

Used to be husband.

There goes my wasband, riding his bicycle.

by Tinatazmania May 28, 2018