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global warming

What republicans pretend not to believe in so they can see New York and San Francisco flooded in 20 years or so.
"Ya know... Katrina done hit us pretty hard. Mebee that Gore feller 'bout th' global warming 'ur whutever was talkin' a licka sense aft-"

"Shhhh! Shutthafuckup Pete!"
by known_to_some January 9, 2010
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Global Warming

An increase in the average temperature of the earth's atmosphere, especially a sustained increase sufficient to cause climatic change.
by Jomofoshobro May 26, 2006
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Global Warming Pig

A pig that contributes to climate change because of it's lifestyle.
by bismouth May 19, 2010
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warming the cockles

it means making someone happy and give them a feeling of contentedness.
example The politicians warming the cockles of voter's hearts prior to elections clarifies their malicious intentions.
by pihu March 12, 2014
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Warming Drawer

When you fart in a co-workers desk drawer without them knowing, then you come up to them later and ask them to open it up to give you a salt or sugar or ketchup packet or maybe even lend you a writing implement. They open the drawer and POOF, surprise, farts in their face!
Jen nearly threw up after she went to lend me her mirror and got warming drawered by her warming drawer.
by The Drawer Warmer January 3, 2013
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Cock Warming

The act of a Top slipping their erection/Strap into his partner's vagina/ass/mouth in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.
Matthew held Jake close for a bit of cock warming after sex!

Sarah held Gail cock warming her after sex.
by Cinnamon.Peach.Pie January 7, 2021
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Cock Warming

The action of keeping your vagina on somebodies penis to keep it nice, hard, and warm.
Linda enjoys cock warming for Max.
by x2 AssBandit September 2, 2022
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