wanket

A snuggie with a hole in the crotch.

I just bought the most comftorable wanket, it allows me to be warm while having sex!

by MEEEEEEE1234567890 January 11, 2011

wanklette

Diminutive for wanker.

William King (aka kingwilly) is a wanker, but as I refrain from using such harsh words, I describe him as a wanklette as he stole my word "wanklette" and is touting it as his own creation on Urban Dictionary.

by Jet Gorgon March 29, 2008

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wankpet

A pet which aids in masturbation, notoriousy difficult to get through customs.

Dave: What did you get up to last night Jeff?
Jeff: Me and the missus had a fight so I spent a quiet night in with my Wankpet.

Bob: Boy am I aroused. Hand me that frog will you.

by Bananapajamallama July 27, 2011

Wankle

1) the jacking of a very small penis. To wank a winkle is to perform a wankle
2) The young son of a wanker or chavs who is already displaying wanker like tendencies, ie; swearing at you in the street, calling you "guv" and swigging endless cans of cheap liquid bought in bulk at the local Spar

1) "Mum, Sam's locked himself in the bathroom again!"

"Ah, leave him at it love, he's just having a wankle"

~"His dick was so tiny, I realised I was actually giving him a wankle"

2) "You know that twat down the road? Well, his lad dropped a crushed can of 'Kola' in my garden and then told me to "Chill the fuck out, Guv" when I told him to pick it up!"

"Jesus, what a wankle"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wally wankler

When a male tosses off two boys at the same time and slaps them both together until they cum

Ben-"I was tossing off Sam and Eddie and before they finished I slapped their dicks together"
Joe-"You did a wally wankler?!"
Ben-"I guess I did"
Party rock anthem

by Pastarus September 21, 2014