wazowski

A stupid ass green bitch on Monsters Inc.

Dis lil' nig named Wazowski wuz hidin n da stupit shit.

by Blackhatington January 5, 2015

Mike Wazowski

He is the best Disney pixar film character.
His best friend's name is sully.
he is the best monster 4 ever.
he has a big dick.

A:omg did u see mike wazowski last night?
B:of course how can u miss him he is the best living thing his swag level is beyond 9000
A:well he raped me in the mouth
B:be happy you gonna give birth to baby the new son of god
this is my new religion.

by dildo the dinosaur November 3, 2018

Mike Wazowski

The best meme.

Damn, mike wazowski, wanna smash?

Mike wazowski: for sure.

by Playa$ December 18, 2020

wackowski

Big ass mother fucking pussy smasher, with bigger dicks then dudes named Stetson. Sometimes called wacko for short, this crazy bastard's love hate will always make you smile. Wackos will castrate you feed your testicles to wild animals and buy you a beer shortly there after.

Wackowski really fucked that guy up, but at least the laughing at the bar together

by Jwacko August 3, 2016

Mr Wazowski

The worst polish teaching assistant who is shorter than a Dwarf or Halfling and is always wearing a Scarf and Bolo Tie

Mr Wazowski has entered the room, hide your Penis'

by Not Alfie March 9, 2019

Mike Wazowski Special

when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.

Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.

by swagboyp October 20, 2021

Mike Wazowski

A Depressed Caat from Monster's Inc.

Mike Wazowski only has one eye.

by urmominvietnam November 18, 2021