walmart

1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children

I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.

by goatcheese June 06, 2004

Walmart

1. Hell
2. A bad place to work
3. A bad place to shop
4. See number 1

i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!

by Stephan February 26, 2005

walmart

A fucking chainstore that's taking over every business.

1st Guy: Hey! What happened to the Kmart that used to be right there?

2nd Guy: They turned it into a walmart.

by Vicente Gamez May 18, 2005

walmart

01. a redneck paradise.
02. a redneck wedding chapel
03. a redneck birthing grounds
04. where red necks hold birthday parties
05. where rednecks meet others to have a ho down

billy bob went to walmart to marry his sister sally may

by Princess Raquel December 19, 2005

Walmart

a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores.

walmart is ghey

by Toolbox November 03, 2003

walmart

1. The source of all evil
2. The reason our economy will never be the same again

Friend: Hey wanna go to walmart?
You: That's the reason my father lost his job and we're so poor, go kill yourself

by HockeyUSA27 November 20, 2005

Walmart

A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it.

"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"

"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.

by Jersey Girl February 22, 2004