wahoo

To steal beer from a convenience store while yelling "wahoo."

That clerk nearly shot us when we wahooed all that Molson's.

by Stacy August 08, 2003

Wahoo

What a cyclist buys when he/she finally decides that the best use for a Garmin is landfill

Little Johnny got a Wahoo for Christmas, and threw his collection of Garmin's in the village pond

by random_user_1234 July 24, 2018

wahoo

It's pronounced, "WAH-HOO".

It's used to refer your reaction towards attractive people.

She had the wahoos over Nick.

by KAWF August 08, 2008

Wahoo

1) that guy from sacramento that drinks like a fish, passes out at your house only to wake up and piss all over. when confrunted with questions of said "mystery" puddle a wahoo will respond with a flurry of cuss words and unreconizable words, the most common: "fuck you you fucking cunts fuck this shit fuck you fuck her and fuck this place im out." followed by leaveing not too gracefully and returning multple time never remembering why and if in fact he left at all.
2) that guy from sacramento tha besides the first definition you still call to go drink with cause truble with all the while shouting "yop yop your mom" to any and every one you pass.
3) that guy mentioned in the first two definitions.
4) the friend you snort spilled beer off dirty bar tables with.
5) the kind of friend who you his interupt a perfect moon with a finger to poop shoot, just for laughs.
6) that guy
7) bitchaferd moraless

8) the living canvas passed out with his shoes on coverd in sharpee

9) of the genius homo hippius fuckeredupus

you: wahoo you pissed on my couch
wahoo: "fuck you you fucking cunts fuck this shit fuck you fuck her and fuck this place im out."

by bitchaferdnamer April 08, 2010

wahoo

a hard ass, pimped out motha fucka wearing designer shades and a thuggish ruggish smirk. These types can be find on the streets of the University Virginia and are not to be mistaken with the "collar poppers" otherwise known as dickriders, money fiends, bitch asses, faggot asses, cock lovers, and bro's.

Whose that wahoo lookin motha fucker sellin crack?

by Wahoo fish taco November 26, 2007

Wahoo

A person that is ugly and look like some sort of animal this person is annoying and usually isn't liked by many people this word can be used in many ways

1. Ae check the state of that wahoo

2. She/He's a wahoo
3. Gtf ya wahoo

by Sallymcdonkeyballs January 12, 2017

Cheif Wahoo

To be the boss; run the show; housin.
Cheif Wahooing-VERB

Some punks were getting wild at the party so Polo had to Cheif Wahoo and tell those busters what's up.

by mackrock17 March 16, 2008