Woof

An external expression of the internal truth that it's getting good in here.

(Purely hypothetical) Dude #1: "I can't believe it, the Blues just won the Stanley Cup!"
Dude #2: "Woof!!"

by dmbcpa777 August 10, 2012

Woof

A term used that can mean the same as “damn” or “holy cow” or “wow”

Let’s say you see a hot girl. Instead of saying “damn she’s cute”, just look at your bud and go “woof” and maybe do an eyebrow raise or wink.

Or “wow that’s a big...”

instead just say “woof” with an eyebrow raise or a wink.

by Urstumbler August 5, 2018

woof

adj. To express utter dissapointment. To signify extreme dislike.

Wow, I have an exam today and forgot to study...woof.

by Paul Kazanjian December 28, 2005

Woof

A verbal insult that implies how one is so unaesthetically appealing to the the eye that even the canine species would find him/her unrecognizable to a point where it would feel compelled to bark as a warning for said individual to maintain their distance.

"Man my woof factor is through the roof today. I haven't showered in over a week and I no longer fit in my sweat pants"

by Supercalafragatastic April 28, 2013

woof

A word used to describe supreme ugliness, used in place of something like, "Gross!" or "Eww..." or any other childish word.

Bill: Omg, Bob, did you see that fat chick?
Bob: Yeah! Woof!

by Mr. Squakity September 27, 2004

woof

The equivilant of whoa. Said when something surprising or unforeseen happens.

Woof, didn't see that one coming.

by JacksWastedLife December 28, 2005

woof

a dog fucking barking!!!!

dog- woooo0ooof woof bitch
human- ok ill let you out

by wolfkiller1351 February 22, 2019