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WiFi hobo

A term to describe people who spend their day traveling from free WiFi spot to free WiFi spot . These people usually have no internet access at home.
Girl: See that guy and his netbook? I saw him at Mcdonald's AND Wendy's today. And the coffee shop yesterday.

Guy: He must be a WiFi hobo.
by Shelltown July 10, 2010
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Wikifascist

(n) - a trolling wikipedia editor who deletes an entry because a 30 second Google search confirmed their sneaking suspicion that such an entry simply Must be fraudulent.
"I posted the newly-discovered Theory of General Relativity on Wikipedia, and some Wikifascist erased it claiming vandalism!"
by Rimonian December 22, 2005
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Wifi Terrorist

An individual who abuses the free Wifi bandwidth in public areas, therefore ruining connection for everyone else.
Tom: "Look at him."
Jerry: "Who?"
Tom: "The person at the table next to us. He is listening to Pandora, watching a Youtube video, and playing WOW. I can't even check my Facebook."
Jerry: "What a Wifi Terrorist!!"
by Drewbinskey June 21, 2011
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Thrift Wiff

The smell you smell as you enter a thrift store.
As I walked into the Goodwill I definitely got a thrift wiff.

Smell may come from: Old shoes, old clothes, used books, etc., all enclosed together in the same building.
by natal33to June 3, 2009
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wiffli

Acronym for "when I fucking feel like it." Useful as a catch-all answer for when you're going to get something done.
Boss: When are those floors gonna get swept?
Employee: Wiffli.

A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.

I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.
by Talmanes November 17, 2007
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WiFi Jungle

An area that has a large quantity of WiFi networks, making it impossible to find the right network to connect to.
Person One: Hey, do you want to use my WiFi hot spot?
Person Two: Sure, let me find it. I can't find it, there are 50 other networks that are coming up.
Person One: Welcome to the WiFi Jungle.
by RMatW January 27, 2013
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wifin'

(vb.) Action of intimacy strictly forbidden in most clubs, under penalty of a twenty dollar fee.
Kermit got caught wifin' in da club, so he had to pay Mr. Browz $20.
by designated deriver March 3, 2011
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