Wheatley

Person 1: shut up you moron
Wheatley: i am not a moron
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Wheatley

A robot ball from Portal 2 that people really want to fuck for some reason
gog damn i want to stick my dick in wheatley so bad”
“hes literally just a ball calm down”
by outer spec February 29, 2024
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Luke Wheatley vibes

If there is a cooler in your class who’s always messing and getting in trouble they have like Wheatley vibes. This was named after the famous Luke Wheatley
Wow that guy has major Luke Wheatley vibes bro.
by Meme1234556 September 07, 2020
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the wheatley

Noun. A type of dance originating in the Northwest. Place feet a shoulder width apart and bend knees slightly. Now place elbows in front of hips with arms extended at a right angle in front of you like you are holding a tray. Clench fists palms up. With fists at hip level move fists in a circular motion while leaning forward and backward.
"Wow, Mike! Thanks for teaching me to do the Wheatley!"
by kknowsit September 24, 2009
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