Boyd’d and Whartoned

The act of being force fed sausage and alcohol while playing board games

I feel awful, I was thoroughly Boyd’d and Whartoned last night…

by HugoIrish January 10, 2022

Henry Wharton

Secretly loves immy parker

Ur a schmuck like Henry wharton

by V3NOM2226 January 22, 2021

Max Wharton

Max Wharton, also known as the “fuckrat” or even the “throatfuck”, is a non gender identifying being who pretends to go crazy when you call his name. Another prep fag who talks shit but would die in a fight with any Gonzaga kid. While deceivingly charming at first, it’s only a matter of minutes before he attack’s. Basically a huge faggot who tries with every girl and fails

Rudrey Ayes-“where am i? Why are the walls black”
Fuckrat-“welcome to my cave bitch”
Rudrey Ayes-“why are you playing lil uzi in the background max Wharton ??”

by Zagarunthadmv December 31, 2017

Corky Wharton

A large oblong television, or one with an infatuation with pk.

Man, get that Corky Wharton outta my way, its blocking the television.

by Webster December 29, 2003

Corky Wharton

One who has an infatuation with pk, or an oblong chair.

Move that Corky Wharton, it's in the way of the television.
He is a Corky Wharton.

by Webster December 29, 2003

zach wharton

the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.

OMFG ITS ZACH WHARTON!! IM SOOOOOOO SCARED!

by curved5858 January 01, 2023

Joel Wharton

A hot short feeble skinny man who has a thing for girls and always gets rejected.
He eats chocolate logs and is a stick.

Girl 1: Have you seen a Joel Wharton over there?
Girl 2: I Know. I rejected him

by IMAPIECEOFPOO November 18, 2019