war thunder

A game that is very grindy but fun to play with friends despite popular belief Russian bias does not FUCKING EXIST. But Germany has all the bias their 10.7 mbt the leo 2a6 has the most armor and the best pen of any apfsds

war thunder is lit but FUCK GERMANY

by British war thunder player February 24, 2021

War Thunder

War Thunder is a next gen MMO with very beatiful graphics and mechanics (ok this one is a joke). It has ww2 tanks and aircraft plus post-war tanks like Abrams or Challanger. In the game is a thing called "russian bias" which results from little noob kids killed a T-34-85 because the didnt know where to shoot. The bias is in every nation (except britain and japan) and can be activated ONLY if you know your tanks and the enemy's weakspots.

Did you see Squire's video?
Friend: what game is it?
War thunder.
Friend: it looks nice. Is it free?
Yeah
Friend: noice. Time to get a Sherman and spread capitalism
Me: *sends friend to gulag* only T-34s allowed

by Ivan_Potietovici March 17, 2018

War thunder

A game that isn’t World of Tanks

Person1:”Dude you play World of Tanks?”
Person2:”no me play War thunder me suffer ;-;”

by BruhIneedanamethatisnotinuse April 23, 2021

Hop on War Thunder

Another way of telling someone to slowly kill themselves.

Hey bro, you're being really annoying. Hop on War Thunder.

by Prince Precum June 15, 2021

Hop on War Thunder

Slang Cock and Ball Torture, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

1: Hey, I'm gonna hop on War Thunder
2: You sure? Doesn't that hurt?

by kilroyyy April 21, 2021

War Thunder

The ball-sucking game developed by a random Russian company. War Thunder is a World of Tanks, World of Warships, World of Warplanes wannabe but failed to fully develope their mechanics and graphics so they hire ads on Youtube and other social networks and brag their game is actually good, but failed horrorably (again). Finally, they had no choce but to hire gamers to advertise the game and achieved slight suck-cess.

Tom: Hey, does any of you know a realistic WW2 game that is free-to-play?
Richard: Yes, I know, War Thunder, I played it and it is so good. Try it, bro!
*neck snapped*
Tom: Anymore War Thunder?

by Wargaing DEveloper January 17, 2019

War Thunder

War Thunder is a game only Colella plays(colellas gay fag)

War Thunder

by lwkfewlfmldmewfemfeg August 17, 2021