Walk-off Sex

The act of leaving immediately after orgasm. Commonly occurs after bad sex.

I couldn't stand that skank from last night, but I guess she was worthy of Walk-off Sex.

by griffbeats August 11, 2009

Walk-Off Home Run

Leaving a fresh dump in the toilet when there is a waiting line to use the facilities at a party, sporting event or gathering. Usually accompanied by exiting the restroom with hands raised and high fives for those waiting in line.

Killer...the line was so damn long for the shitter at that hipster party I didn't have time for an upper decker so I had to go with a walk-off home run

by C. Blanche DuBois September 18, 2014

Walk Off Grand Slam

Baseball metaphor for a one-night stand.

"These club chicks are totally walk off grand slammable!"

by Shazam814 December 10, 2009

Walk Off Home Run

A situation where, while having sex, a man elects to pull out and ejaculate on a woman's chest. This event is immediately followed by the man leaving the room having said nothing else to the woman. It is often the case that the man does not even get dressed before leaving. This act is most often associated with one night stands, but has begun making its way into longer term relationships as well. Some believe this act is done to symbolize a male's dominance, while others believe that there is no symbolism involved.

Dude, I'm so bored of just shooting off. Next time I think I'm gonna hit a Walk Off Home Run on her just to change things up a little bit. I think she'll appreciate it.

Dude, remember that girl that we saw last night that looked like Katie Perry? Well, I totally jacked a Walk Off Home Run on her last night! She won't be forgetting me anytime soon.

by TroubleMaker002 May 25, 2010

wichita walk off

To perform a Wichita walk off you must first catch a house fly and remove its wings without killing it. You then get in the bathtub and let your penis head float just above the surface of the water thus creating a desert island for your wingless fly to walk around on. You can also put a cocktail umbrella in your pee hole for added effect.

what are you doing?
trying to catch a fly.
why?
for a wichita walk off!

by paul loots April 27, 2006

take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

by mite74 January 5, 2009

take a long walk off a short pier

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.

Take a long walk off a short pier.

by sprkim182 November 15, 2007