Vamphilia

The action of having sex with a vampire

"Having sex with a vampire isnt necrophilia dude, it's called Vamphilia"

by Chaddyboi October 16, 2019

Vomplwine

/vomp'l'wīn/

To express large dissatisfaction or annoyance with something.

"The customer from before decided to vomplwine about the prices."

by al3xanderr November 1, 2023

vompeeart

After eating to much food, and having the need to vomit, pee and fart.

Eg. "OH MY GOD, I really need to vompeeart"

by gemma_claire143 March 9, 2015

VoPH

Voice over Pubic Hair, a very low tech way to transmit voice traffic, compared to VoIP (Voice over IP), often used to impress people that use VoIP into thinking VoPH is the next generation technology, when in reality you could not have a more lowly communication method. VoPH is just below VoBW (Barbed Wire internet connection).

I was going to try Vonage VoIP phone service, we are so far in the sticks but we happen to just barely qualified for VoPH, soon VoIP will be a thing of the past.

by totalimpact8 December 8, 2011

Vompty Compty

Exclamation:
An eastern European exclamation that can be used in the same way as "WHAT?!?!" or "WHY?!?!"
It can also be used as a word of celebration such as "yay!" or "YUH"

Son: Dad? I joined the church of Foantle Roy
Dad: VOMPTY COMPTY!!!!

by Foantle Roy August 30, 2019

Vomthreat

The warning to the driver from a passenger when the feeling of "vomiting's" comes over them. This feeling is from the drivers poor ability to maneuver the vehicle comfortably.

EX. on the gas, off the gas, on the gas, off the gas and so on

Dennis, I'm giving you the first vomthreat and I hope it's the last for both of us!

by I Scott February 23, 2021

Va Voomph

The thiccness of hips

She has some va voomph

by Master Keith February 8, 2022