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Volcanic Bomb

The act of defecating into an others mouth whilst having sexual intercourse. The person who's mouth is shat into then slowly spits out the excrement to create the illusion of an erupting volcano.
"Dude, I totally gave Sally an epic Volcanic Bomb last night!"
by zguilow May 22, 2009
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Volcanic header

Wow, that's a dandy volcanic header you got there!
by Seles April 23, 2011
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Volcanus

The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in

The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.

It’s also how Mauritius was formed.
Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.
by Eulemur September 6, 2018
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volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005
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volcanicity

1: Something of volcanic power.
2: describing volcano filtered water.
Alan: Raaaawr! What'cha doin' Mr. Volcano?
George: Hello, tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!
by 169pd March 17, 2008
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Volcanic Mudslide

A Black man takes the bloody tampon out of a fiery red heads moot and enbeds it up his own arse. He then mounts the fiery ginger bitch and when he is about to ejaculate the fiery red head yanks the bloody rag out causing the volcanic mudslide.
The bitch loved the volcanic mudslide but hated the mess
by Ginger Girl 1 June 17, 2009
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Volcanic Pussy Clap

The sound when ones’ fart has a certain wetness sound due to vaginal moisture condensing in the nether regions which leads it to drip over their asshole as they fart. The vaginal moisture may also run down the leg as the air from the fart pushes the fluid further down.
Tommy: Dude go check your pants I think you just shit yourself.
Emily: No shawty it was just a Volcanic Pussy Clap
by Rapid_Colt February 3, 2021
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