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The Vince Staples Effect

When one party presents a truth or an uncomfortable sentiment in a deadpan or neutral manner and the other party reacts with amusement in order to ease the tension or awkwardness
Person 1: If Jesus came back, how would he feel about the commercialization of the cross he died on?
Person 2: Bro what the fuck. You just be saying shit.
Person 1: I’m deadass, I’m not even tryna be funny. Like ain’t no way he’d be cool with that..
Person 2: Damn. The Vince Staples Effect…

Vince Chase Syndrome 

A syndrome that affects some men, rendering them inable to do anything without the best guy friends with them at all times. This includes, growing up, living in a house, and dating. Inflicted guy is surrounded by his bros at all times and they make all of his life decisions together, in essence if you are dating a guy with VCS you are basically dating his friends too.
A good example of Vince Chase Syndrome is its name sake. Vinnie Chase from the appropriately titled series Entourage. In where Vinnie goes no where and does nothing without his entourage of male companions.
Vince Chase Syndrome by pstang December 13, 2010

Vince Dick Slap 

When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.
Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”
Vince Dick Slap by Babolat2015 August 16, 2018

Vince McMahon Special 

Sexual act where a man poops on a woman's head then proceeds to cum on the faeces.
Ew, I wouldn't date her, I've heard she's into Vince McMahon Specials
Vince McMahon Special by fernislav February 1, 2024

stingy vince 

Someone who is particularly unfair. Also shortened to Vince.
"Can I borrow your phone"
"No"
"Don't be a stingy vince"
stingy vince by CaptainWilhelm September 15, 2009