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USS Vella Gulf

(n): A cruiser like most other commands with its share of incompetent workers, corrupt leadership, and lazy, hypocritical E-5 & aboves. Implemented the 4-day work week that appeases only half the crew, and is famous for having supported counter-piracy operations in the Somalian coast. It has a rich history of not-so-stellar commanding officers, the 2 most recent ones being an irascible totalitarian and an egoist who thinks he's stellar.

A faulty CRP Propeller System has caused it numerous delays, and is consequently the chief source of income for BAE ship repair yard.

Although its demographics enjoy a fair share of diversity, every crew member is a closet-racist. There is a scarce number of Asian-Americans and is the one group who are most likely to be discriminated against.

Fraternization is commonplace, and is a direct cause for a growing average number of pregnancies per year.
3rd Class: "Where you gonna be stationed at bro?"
Sailor: "The USS Vella Gulf!"

"Ha! I just got off that shithole. Fuck that place!"
"Well I'm pretty sure it won't be that bad..."

(2 years later): "Man, fuck this place..."
by 0ri3nt@lDCLXVI May 22, 2010
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Veela

1) A gorgeous yet bitchy creature that has the power to seduce any man, but will throw balls of fire at you if you piss one off. Mentioned in Harry Potter.

2)The Veela is also a very close relative of humans, but with interesting powers. Veelas are universally female, exceptionally beautiful, and can exert a strong grip over human males with their brand of sensual dancing. Any males watching will instantly be overcome with a desire to watch them and impress them with some great heroic feat. Even when they are not dancing, the Veela carries a certain aura which is deeply inspiring to men. The effect seems to wear off a little with age, as Arthur Weasley was able to resist the charm of the Veelas’ dance at the Quidditch World Cup, whereas Harry and Ron were about to leap on them.
"I invented a broom that can fly to mars"
by Caroline & Lorelei August 30, 2005
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Vella

A truly super cool person, beautiful, rad, and all around nice, tries to be the best version of herself every day, if at first she doesn't succeed, she tries, tries again.
"Did you see Vella this morning?"
"Yeah, isn't she just the best kind is sunshine?"
by radren August 14, 2017
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andrew velasquez

The hot lead vocalist of Crown The Empire
(2010-present)
Did you hear andrew velasquez's heavenly voice when he sang "Machines"
by ronnieradke March 2, 2015
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Cain Velasquez

The baddest Motherfucker ever to in the UFC heavyweight division.
Guy 1: Hey did you watch UFC 110?
Guy 2: Hell ya the best part was cain velasquez tormenting that guy with those eight punches to tha mutha fuckin face
Guy: *_*, HELL YA DUDE!
by Mac Dre's Friend July 24, 2010
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Veyda

A strong girl that loves to party hang out with friends and a excellent dancer. she is prideful smart funny drop dead gorgeous with a nice smile and is loud but everytime i see her she makes my day
damn veyda you fucking rock
by Lil-penguin July 20, 2011
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vetlan

She the baddest bitch you will ever meet And she is probably pansexual. She is obsessed with reptiles and never throws hands if not needed.
Wow she do be acting like a vetlan
by PAN-PERIODT June 20, 2020
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