sparknotes version

noun: 1. Of or relating to telling a story in which the listener would like a shortened version, or you only want to tell them the summary, of your tale.<br><br>
2. Telling someone not the complete story rather the summary usually with only the main parts involved. (Usually used when telling a story orally.)<br><br>
3. The telling of your lengthy story the way someone from Sparknotes would write it.

Labrea: Hey Billy, tell me what happened between you and Kyle!

Billy: Alright, I dont have much time so ill tell you the <i>sparknotes version</i> real quick.

by William Bunt [originator] January 6, 2008

female version of cockblock

Clam Jam.

To prevent your female friend from getting laid.

Female version of Cockblock

Sammy : I almost got laid last night but laura was such a clam jam.

by Laurerz November 9, 2013

Red (Taylor's Version)

Taylor Swift's second re-recorded album that was released on November 12, 2021. She re-recorded her songs from her 2012 album Red, and released 9 new songs, that were originally planned to be on her original Red album. This includes the 10 minute version of All Too Well.

Me: Stream Red (Taylor's Version) on November 12!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 November 13, 2021

Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.

I wasted $40 on Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

by VulcanMak July 22, 2007

Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

by blockpass270 August 20, 2008

Verhona

The best twitch streamer on planet Earth. Use Code Verhona. BTW rizwer made this :) twitch tv hostverhona

Verhona is the goat.

by Rizwer December 28, 2020

Carson (girl version)

A very sweet and kind girl, loves music and is very selfless she has great style and always talking to friends, she has a beautiful voice and respects everyone, everyone need a girl Carson in there life

Carson (girl version) is so sweet!

by CarsonLovey June 25, 2019