Velan

The best person in the world. Velan is the best at everything. He can beat you in any sport. He can beat anyone in a rap battle. He can beat you in a fight. He can pull any girl in the world. Velan is the hottest person alive. The amount of girls he gets is incredible. And not just any girl. He pulls the finest and sexiest girls in his school or city. The bad thing about Velan is you can't stop looking at him. If you see him, you will recognize him. He is so hot that I can't take my eyes off him. Usually Velan plays many sports. His dick is so massive that it reaches a girl's belly button when he has sex. Speaking of sex, Velan is so passionate when he bangs girls. Everything Velan does is just so perfect.

Addison Rae: Hey did you see that cute guy over there? What's his name?
Sommer Ray: Oh that's Velan. He's so sexy
Addison: I need to ask him out
Sommer: Not if I ask first
*both run to Velan*

by anonymous November 2, 2020

Velma

A nerdy looking girl on the outside, despite her wearing glasses, she is totally hot! Laughs at her own jokes, but is the life of the party!! Super hot and makes her man stand up and take notice! Every one loves Velma. The girls in the in crowd secretly want to be just like her. Even they have a little nerdiness in them!

Bill looked at Velma and stood at attention when he saw how hot she was, nerdy, but hot!

by Johnnvel February 4, 2010

Velan

A super cool dude that is good at sports like baseball,football,soccer,basketball and evryting.SUUUPER COOOOOL.best guy.the best at videeo games

Bully: You bad Velan
Velan Beat him in game
Bully:------

by Bro-Fist123 April 27, 2019

vedman

Slang for the tragic condition that some men endure in which the penile gland is thicker and longer than average. Particularly noticable in the morning when wearing boxer underwear (see: "vedman tenting")

"Is that a banana in your pants or are you vedman?"

by Scott Ash October 7, 2003

Velma Effect

Named after Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo it is when a girl normally with small boobs puts on a big sweater giving off the effect of her boobs being bigger than they actually are.

Person1: OMG look at Stacy when did she get those?
Person2: Nah that’s just the Velma Effect.
Person1: oh.

by ViaLang October 21, 2019

velmin

someone who grabs my feet and is on drugs

me:typing on my computer

velmin: *grabs my foot and makes fart noises*

by roxylovesvelmin February 7, 2022

Luisa Velandia

You can always count on Luisa be there when you need it. She is the innocent child of the group, but we know there's a dark side to her😈. She is beautiful in every way with her black hair and dark brown eyes. Luisa is amazing in everything she does without even realizing it. Her friends admire her for her positivity and perseverance.

Person #1: Let's go to the movies today.
Person #2: Sure, but we gotta call Luisa Velandia to come with us.
Person #1: LUIIIIISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

by friedchicken12345 May 28, 2017