velma

the dumb fucking whore from scooby doo, fuck that bitch, like why the fuck is she wearing so much fucking orange? like bitch we get it you’re an attention whore but you could of chose pink or some shit but ORANGE fucking O R A N G E ! you deserve no human rights, dumb fucking bitch.

yea velma from scooby doo, i ate that bitch

by velmahater445 May 5, 2020

Velma Slice

A term used to tell someone you want a small cut or slice of something, usually cake.

Will you just cut me a Velma slice?

by Stevens05 June 3, 2019

velma slice

A standard unit of measurement in Southeast North Carolina.

How much cake would you like. Oh, just a Velma slice.

by midderandMater July 20, 2018

velma stans

godly figures in certain belief systems. created being lesbians and created velma so that they could stan her.

“omg i Stan the velma stans” - jordan

by the velma stans June 23, 2021

Velma Dinkley

The stereotypical ‘nerd’ of Mystery Incorporated. Usually wearing a baggy orange turtleneck and red pleated skirt, Velma is usually the one to find the most clues, solve the mystery or unmask the villain. Although most consider Daphne Blake the pretty character, Velma also has been adored by a lot of Scooby Doo fans aswell, for reasons like her sweet side with Shaggy Rogers or that she’s the ‘pure’ one of the group. Velma has a brief relationship with Shaggy in Mystery Incorporated, however the jealousy between her and Scooby to making Shaggy choose one of them breaks the relationship apart. There are theories that Velma may be a lesbian, due to her appearance and her relationship with Hot Dog Water in Mystery Incorporated.

Velma Dinkley’s quotes
‘Jinkies!’
My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!’
‘Let’s see who is behind all of this’
‘He dumped me for a dog, A DOG!’
Shaggy: Like, thanks Velma, but Scoob and I have already got tonight’s meal covered’

by SupremeBeans March 3, 2019

velma syndrome

Velma syndrome is when a person with glasses is punched hard enough that his or her glasses are removed from their face causing a lack of vision.

Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight

Jinkies... he punched the hell out of me! I'm having velma syndrome right now!

by Fishie Fish November 29, 2013

Dirty velma

Eating a dog treat out of a nerdy girls vagina.

I'm still picking kibble out of my teeth, from the dirty velma I munched on for lunch.

by Bilge pump May 16, 2018