David Villa

The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.

Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.

A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.

B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.

by MrPupesh May 14, 2011

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Da vell salamy on your wibe

Thats just too bad, too bad for you, better luck next time.

Wow!Da vell salamy on your wibe, you forgot to answer the multiple choice questions on the other page for your S.A.T exam.

by Craig Frazier October 21, 2007

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villa maria vs notre dame

yeah, people actually spend time to hate on both schools. Some calling ND Notre dykes, and some calling VMA villa gorillas. All my friends have friends who go to Villa, who aren't particularly nice. Some people said that I shouldn't be "popular" (whatever that means) and i'm ugly and this was a few years ago so I hope that they have grown up. And people say that girls from Notre Dame are rich and obnoxious which in some cases that's true, but not a lot. There are some girls who are bratty and rich but most people there are humble and nice.

Wow I can't believe there is still an argument about Villa Maria vs Notre Dame.

by i dont know ok? January 12, 2019

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De’Vell

Guy with a big dick who’s always down to try new things in bed. And it Dani’s future husband.

“DAMN did you hear how amazing De’Vell is in bed?”

by Haighaighaig September 6, 2019

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Dirty Villa

When you suck ur dad's pp so hard, it blasts off like a rocketship then comes back right into ur mom's pussy. Then she starts moaning harder than she's ever before. Then your dad walks into the bedroom.

Last night the Dirty Villa took me over.

by fjhusihfe March 10, 2022

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