Vascus Moment

A fan response to recent RP ideas to anything that resembles a idiotic yet successful and utterly amazing attempt at something. Similar to pulling a Leroy Jenkins , but doing so without the same yell. Only later looking at yourself in success and awe saying "Did I just have a Vascus moment?"

Sprung by the fan OC character of a Warhammer 40k RP, a Chaos Space Marine Warsmith by the name of Alexander Vascus. Who commonly gets himself in insane situations where the odds are never in his favor. Yet he happens to get lucky and succeed quite easily.

Thus doing anything insane, crazy, and most likely meaning your certain doom while laughing. Can be considered a "Vascus Moment."

People playing TF2 or other team based game.

We have 30 seconds!" *major charge and running into a death fest.*

Objective succeeded with a lone guy at the objective.*

"Did I just have a Vascus moment?

by Zossimus November 29, 2011

Vascism

:a transnational regime that exalts a centralized autocratic medical dictatorship headed by unelected officials and agencies. Characterized by mass psychosis, severe economic and social regimentation and forcible suppression of opposition.

A , lab coat wearing, secular priest class was established to promote the necessity of Vascism.

by datamind November 19, 2021

Vasco Ignus

a homosexual who loves to get it in the ass constantly while designing a shitty website and posting on a roleplay message board; an individual who relishes in wasting hard drive space; a fucking liar who's goal in life is to target people who are obviously better than him and have much larger balls than he will ever have

Nick Maynard, Ignus

by Revolve June 3, 2004

Vasco da Gama

Club de Regatas Vasco da Gama, usually known as Vasco da Gama or simply Vasco, (after the famous Portuguese explorer of the same name) is a Brazilian sports club from Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, founded on August 21, 1898 (although the football department started on November 5, 1915). It was founded by Portuguese immigrants, and it is still the team traditionally supported by the Portuguese community of Rio de Janeiro.

O Vasco é o time da virada... o vasco é o time do amor
Juninho Pernambucano played at Vasco da Gama from 1995 to 2001

by O Almirante June 1, 2007

Vasco

Vasco is a person who is handsome,funny,kind,smart and in general a good person. Vasco is special there is no one like him so treasure him, people get jealous of him because he's so great.

Guy 1: yo, OMG is that Vasco?!?!
Guy 2: yeah it is he's pretty awesome and cool
Guy 1: obviously Vasco is the best person in the world idiot

by Whoknowshehe September 6, 2021

Vasco da Gama

The smashing and grinding of one's crotch on the face of another. Different variations may be added, such as a leap through the air, being thrown by a person on to another, or simply stripping off your clothes before administering the Vasco Da Gama

Matt gave the first and best Vasco Da Gama to Nathan in San Antonio. It lasted for more than 3 minutes.

by Matt Montgomery: The creator of the Vasco February 3, 2005

Vasco da Gama

1:A performance in which a man puts his scrotum upon one's face then begins to hump quickly with force while yelling the words "Vasco da Gama."

2:Sexual abuse technique group(includes the infamous Hernando Cortez). Name originates from first use of the orignal technique, which was the first complete thought which came to the administer's head.1

Nathan was laying quietly on the couch when suddenly his peace was interruped by Matt's Vasco da Gama which left him scarred mentally.

by Warren April 12, 2004