To become suddenly emotional because of a recent event that is usually trivial. It can be something exciting or stressful. Mainly a Southern slang-term.
by Fridayeven April 24, 2008
Get the catch the vapors mug.An small portable electric device which heats the active chemicals in weed and turns them into a vapour which can then be inhaled. Allows a smokeless intake as the weed is not burned as it would be in a pipe or spliff.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
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Taking a newfangled and opportunistic liking to someone only after that person became successful. The subject of Biz Markie's song, "Vapors."
She wouldn't even talk to me in high school, and now she's sitting on my lap in my Cadillac. She caught the vapors.
by Makaveli65 September 26, 2010
Get the Vapors mug.The primary cause of snoring in men.
When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.
Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.
The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."
Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.
Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.
Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.
The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."
Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.
Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
First woman: "My man is such a pig, whenever he lies on his back to sleep he snores like a walrus chewing a mouthful of wasps."
2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."
1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."
2nd: "I wish I had a penis."
1st: "Me too."
(they both sigh)
2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."
1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."
2nd: "I wish I had a penis."
1st: "Me too."
(they both sigh)
by Flash the Squirrel March 25, 2013
Get the Vapour Lock mug.It's a fart thats well dirty it comes from the word chud
It can smell so bad that it may knock you out
It can smell so bad that it may knock you out
That guys chud-vapour was nasty
Did u smell that chud-vapour it nearly knocked me out
That chud-vapour smells like a dirk
Oiii brad that chud vapour was nasty go back to jean city and get ur beatlist
Did u smell that chud-vapour it nearly knocked me out
That chud-vapour smells like a dirk
Oiii brad that chud vapour was nasty go back to jean city and get ur beatlist
by Berty,Kurty,Dirk and Ahmed July 9, 2010
Get the chud-vapour mug.1) To be living only on what the local Soup Kitchen gives you.
2) To be very low on gas.
3) The state your in if you skipped lunch.
2) To be very low on gas.
3) The state your in if you skipped lunch.
1) I took Hobo Joe out to dinner yesterday. He's a real nice guy, and he's been running on vapors for weeks now.
2) Where's a gas station? My car is running on vapors!
3) When's dinner, Babe? I'm running on vapors...
2) Where's a gas station? My car is running on vapors!
3) When's dinner, Babe? I'm running on vapors...
by Boozel December 24, 2008
Get the Running on Vapors mug.When one has vapour rub put onto their chest against their will, or whilst they are in slumber. After the victor has completed the vapour rape, they go into a deep slumber whilst lying on the eucalyptus scenting chest of the victim. Usually performed whilst victim has a form of sickness. The victim will also not always be aware that the vapour rape has occurred, unless they smell the eucalyptus, or realise the vapour rub container is half empty after they arise from the deep slumber they rested from illness in.
John: Guess what I found out?
Isabelle: what?
John: Phoebe just rubbed vapour rub on Harry's chest against his will
Isabelle: Ew! Does harry know about this?
John: not yet, I'm going to tell him, it's shocking
Isabelle: isn't that called vapour rape?
John: yes OMG what a sick thing
Isabelle: what?
John: Phoebe just rubbed vapour rub on Harry's chest against his will
Isabelle: Ew! Does harry know about this?
John: not yet, I'm going to tell him, it's shocking
Isabelle: isn't that called vapour rape?
John: yes OMG what a sick thing
by Known as the third wheel April 15, 2014
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