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Vander Plaats

The sounds made by hot gas bubbling through a volume of Santorum.
In Iowa, Santorum is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious Vander Plaats.
by Freeiowan June 18, 2012
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Vance

Vance is the one person you trust wholeheartedly, but you can never tell if they trust you. Vance is kind, intelligent, charismatic, and humble. They will support you no matter what. You can try to get them to open up to you, but it never seems to work. When meeting a Vance it is best to be straight forward. Don't skirt around what you want, they are too intelligent to be fooled, especially by liars.

Try to not give away to much about yourself as well, they love puzzles and being mysterious is something that makes them want to talk to you more. Vance can be extremely gorgeous, but don't let that trick you, Vance has zero idea how attractive they are and never seem to brag about it even with perfect skin and hair.
Most of all, never limit Vances freedom, they value it more than anything, and taking it away will make them feel trapped and alone, which is something that plagues Vances mind the most.
Be kind to Vance, even if they seem intimidating, it may be the best choice you've ever made.
Person A: Who is that person with the great hair?
Person B: Their name is Vance.
by Ares September 5, 2019
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Heath Vander Ark

Him.
Heath Vander Ark is him.
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Vanderbilt

Vanderbilt is the school where people who could get into the lower Ivies go when they realize they’re not ugly.

Not on Harvard’s level, but is better than schools like Brown.
Van student #1: “Damn, Princeton passed Vanderbilt. We’re only 18th for 2019’s rankings.”

Van student #2: “Yeah, but is one spot worth having exponentially uglier classmates?”

Van Student #3: “yeah, kind of amazing for a school with an 11% acceptance rate”
by 35 ACT, 9/10 Looks January 14, 2019
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vandermolen

a sexy man, a very sexy man.
That fellow over there is quite vandermolen.
by Skafferty October 17, 2006
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Vanderbilt

A prestigious university in Nashville, Tennessee, that boasts the greatest party scene of any Top 20 school. The girls here are hot; the guys here are lucky; the frats and sororities have their own little worlds that you can choose to be a part of or not. The Greek system is prominent at Vanderbilt, but only about 40% of the students are actually Greek, so you can have a great social life without being Greek. The professors are amazing; the campus is beautiful; Nashville's a fun town. Vanderbilt is the perfect university because of its relatively small size (6,000 undergrads, 5,000 grad students) and wide selection of majors. This is the greatest place on Earth and can only be described with one word: Heaven.
If you get accepted to Vanderbilt University, you're set for life.
by Keeg-Money June 19, 2007
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Bob Vance

The character on The Office who is married to Phyllis
Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: O . . . K . . .
by Evangeline328 November 28, 2018
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