so venetian

venetian is to venice what american is to america. venice is a city of style and swag, so something that is so venetian is so stylish and so swag

my twitter game right now is so venetian.

All this denim i have on is so venetian.

by swearingen614 August 6, 2011

Venetian Backrub

The act in which a male or female lubricates their back with oil - most commonly Johnson's baby oil - and gets on all fours. Their female partner proceeds to rub their naked lower body along their back, namely focussing on the movement of the vagina.

Guy 1: Hey man I got a Venetian Backrub yesterday from "Ellie"
Guy 2: Sweet, did you use Johnson's?

by gc2 May 23, 2012

Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!

Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

Venetian tarantula

A cumbersome and tangled tuft of untrimmed pubic hair on a woman that makes it difficult to access the fleshy vagina underneath.

I was considering going down on my girlfriend but her Venetian tarantula was blocking my access.

by F_Bombadier December 3, 2009

venetian clam

A sexual position where the woman puts her ankles behind her head.

Dude, I hooked up with this chick from yoga class and found out she's a fiend for the venetian clam!

by themadnutbag October 13, 2011

Venetian Musket

The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.

Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.

by LeeMR February 15, 2017

Venetian Gondola

-noun
Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"

Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes

Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride

by brainfreeze522 May 19, 2010