Valentines Day

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.

In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.

by Chrillen October 31, 2011

Valentines Day

a day where people who have a valentine are happy and people who dont end up feeling like crap looking at ways to spend it alone on google

I hate valentines day but the movie is good it has taylor lautner in it

by nonya bizz February 21, 2010

Valentines Day

The only only easy way to get sex.

Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.

by Hyena King February 14, 2010

Valentines Day

International Suicide Rate Go’s up day.

Person 1: I Think I’m depressed.
Person 2: Yep, it’s Valentines Day. Thought so.

by Feegvyrbynerunmysrn February 14, 2020

Valentines Day

The worst day of the year for single people, especially those who have a crush.

Girl: “It’s Valentines Day! My boyfriend got me the best presents!”
Single person: *mutters under breath* “Show off. I’m single and my crush doesn’t like me back!”

by youarebeautiful November 20, 2019

valentine's day

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004

valentine's day

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003