If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
by Chrillen November 01, 2011
a day where people who have a valentine are happy and people who dont end up feeling like crap looking at ways to spend it alone on google
by nonya bizz February 22, 2010
Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.
Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
Hoes cost too much to pay.
Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
by Hyena King February 14, 2010
by Feegvyrbynerunmysrn February 14, 2020
Girl: “It’s Valentines Day! My boyfriend got me the best presents!”
Single person: *mutters under breath* “Show off. I’m single and my crush doesn’t like me back!”
Single person: *mutters under breath* “Show off. I’m single and my crush doesn’t like me back!”
by youarebeautiful November 20, 2019
by youdontsmellbad September 03, 2004
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003